10:56, 2014/11/6 - You: A junior in an office dialed his
boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in
two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom
you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): &do u
know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and
disconnected the phone)..๐
10:57, 2014/11/6 - You: ๐ดHusband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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๐ดEmployee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
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๐ดA man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
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๐ดA couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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๐ดBest Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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"Drishyabhasha-magazine.txt"
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